he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
smell my finger.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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