my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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