Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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