We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
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