But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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