Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
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