Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
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