I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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