What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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