also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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