By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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