Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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