I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I'm at about main and main street
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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