with your own penis?
After last night, I could never be a politician.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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