just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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