she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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