I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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