Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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