Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
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