what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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