we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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