guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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