So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Last night was a blur. All I remember is jizzing in the squeegee bucket at a gas station.
The look on the soccer mom's face was PRICELESS.
The verizon commercial has a magical pinata. Candy just keeps coming out. It must be a portal to a candy universe.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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