stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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