Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
So after we got done with our cardiac arrest patient, I thought how awesome would it be to hook up the defibrillator pads to cook a burrito.
dude... how have they not drug tested you yet?
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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