i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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