Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
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