I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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