And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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