Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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