I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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