You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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