Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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