we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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