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(607): View more from New York

So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...

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(870): View more from Arkansas

i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.

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(415): View more from California

i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation

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(941): View more from Florida

oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.

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(248): View more from Michigan

He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.

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(224): View more from Illinois

there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes

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