Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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