it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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