maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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