No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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