It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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