She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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