The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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