she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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