Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
My bed smells like the plague
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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