covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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