Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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