Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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