He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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