Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
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