he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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