Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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