if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
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