What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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