We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
These tits shall not be calmed
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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