do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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