considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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