Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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